五月五慶端午 Dragon Boat Festival

最愛液化石油氣粽!

Love liquified petroleum gas rice dumplings wrapped in leaves the most!

ps: The bucket on the left is a liquified petroleum gas bucket, and it looks like the signboard of the store.

液化石油チマキだって!

追伸：液化石油のタンクが左側に見えるでしょ、なんかこれが看板に見えた、、、

如何教貓使用馬桶(四)How to train your cat to use toilet

烤盤放三四天後，確定你的貓會在上面上廁所時，
第六步: 在烤盤上挖個小洞。

Left the tray on the toilet seat for 3 to 4 days, and make sure your cat knows where to go poopoo and peepee,
Sixth step: cut a hole on the tray.


大部分的貓對小洞都有強烈的好奇心，試著讓貓咪不要專注在那個小洞，而是開始在挖了洞的烤盤上上廁所。

然後，漸漸把洞愈挖愈大。

Most cats love little holes. Try to make your cat only focus on that little hole, instead, try to make your cat potting in the hole. Then try to make the hole bigger and bigger every 3 days.




2000正在思考…至少她跳到紙板上思考，這，就是一個好的開始…

2000 is thinking... at least she jumped on the paper board and started thinking... that was a good start...


等到烤盤上的洞大到一個程度時，就可以:
第七步:把烤盤移走!

When the hole on the tray is big enough, you can go to the next step:
Seventh step: get rid of the tray!

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單鞭 Single Whip

單鞭，最常見的太極拳動作之一。

Single whip, one of the most common Taiji pose.

單鞭は太極のポーズの中でも定番です。

謝謝兩儀的示範。

Thanks Liang Yi's demonstration.

兩儀がデモンストレーションをしてくれています。謝謝。

13 steps (13) (Rerun in English)

Thirteenth step: Tiger crawling
Lie on your stomach, and make your body parallel to the ground. Your hands and feet are on four spots apart. Your arms and legs bent slightly, then start walking forward slowly. Think over your weight and strength, walk for 10 to 30 steps forward.

Hypothetically, when the ground is as transparent as glass, your pose will be like the second figure in the graphic.

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The End

13 steps (12) (Rerun in English)

Twelfth step: Leg swinging
Left foot takes a big step back and forth 5 times, then swing your left leg like a pendulum back and forth 5 times. Then straighten your left leg and kick as high as you can back and forth for 10 times without left foot touching the ground. Then vice versa, do it all over again with your right foot. Your foot may keep touching the ground among 3 kicks. Just keep practicing it for a week, you will be able to kick 10 times without touching the ground.

the black footprint means "solid step"
the white footprint means "void step"

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To Be Continued...

如何教貓使用馬桶(三)How to train your cat to use toilet

在進入細節前，先來正名一下:
紅色1是馬桶座最上層: 馬桶上蓋
紅色2是馬桶座中間層: 馬桶坐墊
紅色3在最下層一定是: 馬桶本身

Before get into more details, let's set the record straight first:
Red 1 is the first layer from top: toilet lid
Red 2 is the second layer: toilet seat
Red 3 is the last part: toilet itself



第四步: 放一片烤盤在馬桶坐墊上。
我不確定別人家的馬桶，但是我家馬桶座的尺寸剛好可以放一個烤魚用的鋁箔腰形盤。這在家樂福烤盤區都找得到。買來不用裁剪，直接放上去就好了。如果你家的貓有點過胖，請一次放二片烤盤上去。

Fourth step: put a tin foil baking tray on toilet seat.
I am not sure about others, the size of my toilet seat can put on a foil fish-baking tray just right. You can buy this in Carrefour in Taipei, and it doesn't need to be trimmed. Please add 2 or 3 pieces if your cat is overweighted.



第五步: 剪一塊馬桶坐墊形狀的厚紙板，用棉被夾夾在馬桶坐墊上。
這是為了固定烤盤。如果你有更好的方法也行。
剛開始的時候可以在烤盤上放一點貓砂吸引貓咪。
如果貓咪太聰明或太驕傲，拒絕跳到烤盤上上廁所的話，
我建議最好先退回步驟三，重新再來過。

Fifth step: cut out a toilet seat-shaped cardboard, and hold it on the seat.
This is just for steady the baking tray, you can be more creative here.
You can put a bit of cat litter in the toilet just to attract cat come over and pee.
If your cat is too small or too arrogant, take one step back and starts from step 3, do it all over again.

打從一開始，我就說過，教貓不是那麼容易的。

I already warmed you, it's not that easy, isn't it?


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13 steps (11) (Rerun in English)

Eleventh step: Drum beating
Two feet have to be 2 shoulders width apart. Relax your whole body, close up your mouth, and raise your hands. gather up all your strength to your fists. Then use the power of your waist leads your fists to beat on both armpits, heart, and both hipbones randomly. Try to beat on those 5 spots harder and harder with your mouth closed. Beat on each spot 5 times.


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To Be Continued...