13 steps (13) (Rerun in English)

Thirteenth step: Tiger crawling
Lie on your stomach, and make your body parallel to the ground. Your hands and feet are on four spots apart. Your arms and legs bent slightly, then start walking forward slowly. Think over your weight and strength, walk for 10 to 30 steps forward.

Hypothetically, when the ground is as transparent as glass, your pose will be like the second figure in the graphic.

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13 steps (12) (Rerun in English)

Twelfth step: Leg swinging
Left foot takes a big step back and forth 5 times, then swing your left leg like a pendulum back and forth 5 times. Then straighten your left leg and kick as high as you can back and forth for 10 times without left foot touching the ground. Then vice versa, do it all over again with your right foot. Your foot may keep touching the ground among 3 kicks. Just keep practicing it for a week, you will be able to kick 10 times without touching the ground.

the black footprint means "solid step"
the white footprint means "void step"

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To Be Continued...

如何教貓使用馬桶(三)How to train your cat to use toilet

在進入細節前，先來正名一下:
紅色1是馬桶座最上層: 馬桶上蓋
紅色2是馬桶座中間層: 馬桶坐墊
紅色3在最下層一定是: 馬桶本身

Before get into more details, let's set the record straight first:
Red 1 is the first layer from top: toilet lid
Red 2 is the second layer: toilet seat
Red 3 is the last part: toilet itself



第四步: 放一片烤盤在馬桶坐墊上。
我不確定別人家的馬桶，但是我家馬桶座的尺寸剛好可以放一個烤魚用的鋁箔腰形盤。這在家樂福烤盤區都找得到。買來不用裁剪，直接放上去就好了。如果你家的貓有點過胖，請一次放二片烤盤上去。

Fourth step: put a tin foil baking tray on toilet seat.
I am not sure about others, the size of my toilet seat can put on a foil fish-baking tray just right. You can buy this in Carrefour in Taipei, and it doesn't need to be trimmed. Please add 2 or 3 pieces if your cat is overweighted.



第五步: 剪一塊馬桶坐墊形狀的厚紙板，用棉被夾夾在馬桶坐墊上。
這是為了固定烤盤。如果你有更好的方法也行。
剛開始的時候可以在烤盤上放一點貓砂吸引貓咪。
如果貓咪太聰明或太驕傲，拒絕跳到烤盤上上廁所的話，
我建議最好先退回步驟三，重新再來過。

Fifth step: cut out a toilet seat-shaped cardboard, and hold it on the seat.
This is just for steady the baking tray, you can be more creative here.
You can put a bit of cat litter in the toilet just to attract cat come over and pee.
If your cat is too small or too arrogant, take one step back and starts from step 3, do it all over again.

打從一開始，我就說過，教貓不是那麼容易的。

I already warmed you, it's not that easy, isn't it?


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