Mr. Unhappy?

最近一個刺眼的汽車廣告，以男性第一人稱的旁白，把女友當裝飾品必需品珍藏品，似乎比之前一個把女性當機器人的汽車廣告好上那麼一點點，不過還是看了令人發火。昨天有人說到把女人比喻成籃球網球高爾夫球的那則笑話，真是什麼時代了，難怪不知道男性從婚姻裡得到的比女性多得多嗎?

別再散播謠言和替他人洗腦了。好險 Julie Delpy Mr. Unhappy 歌裡的女主角最後還是做了明智的決定，希望她別一錯再錯。前年她終於自編自導自演了一個較大成本電影： 2 DAYS IN PARIS ，雖說看起來像是我不太喜歡的文化差異式愛情喜劇，有機會還是想找來看看。


Julie Delpy － Mr. Unhappy

Why do you want me to be what I could never be?
Why do you want me to act like I was another man?
You always say I'm crazy, then why do you stay with me?
Oh, tell me why...

Mister Unhappy
Mister Always Angry
Mister Always Sad
Mister Dissatisfied
Tell me what to do
So I could be with you
Tell me how to be
So you could love me...

I tried to behave for you
Just so you would not argue
I changed my personality
So you treat me with decency
My feisty temper doesn't agree
With your perfect idea of me
You even made a proposition
That I should be on medication
Remind me what you love about me, mister

Mister Unhappy
Mister Always Grumpy
Mister always cool
Mister often cruel
You're the one saying "I need some serious, serious fixing
But who the hell are you to tell me what to do?

Now it's over and I feel like a newborn child
I see hope and beauty in the little patches of grass
You almost made me be like one of your sad fantasies
You almost made me feel like I wasn't with you...
No more wasting my life with you, Mister

Mister Superficial
Mister "I am so special"
Mister "Something's wrong"
Let me sing you a song
Mister Unhappy and Angry
Mister Sad and Dissatisfied
Mister controlling and mind fucking
Grumpy and Complexity
Mister cool, mister often cruel
You're so unhappy and lonely
Always saying "something is wrong with me"
Well, something is wrong with you, man
Because ever since it's over between you and I
I feel so... amazing!
Mister Unhappy...
Why didn't you let me be?