觀CSI有感(總論)

很久沒定下心來好好欣賞CSI了。有很長一段時間，CSI: LV是我最喜歡的美國影集之一，姑且不論它的劇情，人物，場景，道具，光是刑事鑑定裡的學問，就讓人覺得學海無涯。我最喜歡的CSI: LV，不但人物酷，故事佳，人文地理環境都奇特，和一般的都市很不一樣。其他的CSI也蠻不錯，CSI: NY的場景都很棒，鏡頭看出來都藍藍的。而Miami則僅自然風光很特別，我個人比較少看。主要原因是Miami裡的頭頭真的很愛說教咩。當然最神奇的還是看著劇中的Catherine如何年華老去，又如何返老還童的。

我從CSI: LV裡學到了很多，像是：

01，量死者的肝溫及可預測出的最接近的死亡時間。

02，被淹死的人肺部會積水，死後再丟到水裡的則無。最好棄屍在水裡，因為經水泡過的屍體最難鑑定。

03，長期酗酒會導致血小板數量減少，出血時因為較難凝固而容易失血過多。

04，如果想讓CSI誤判死亡時間，可先將蠅卵預藏在屍體裡，並將屍體放在一間冷氣大開的房間裡。

05，從身體流出的血是黑色的時候，表示此人的膽已破裂。

06，當人一死，心臟一停，血液也停止流動，因地心引力的關係，身體被壓迫到的地方會產生淤血。如果是躺著死，背部就會瘀血，如果是仰著死，身體前面的部分，靠到地面的地方都會瘀血。由此可看出死者死後是否被移動過，推測出此地是否為第一現場。

07，由腿骨可猜出此人生前身高多高，恥骨小於90度為男性。眼眶圓圓鼻腔窄高下頷扁平為高加索 ( 白人 ) 人種。

08，高跟鞋穿久了，不但會讓髖關節退化，脊骨曲線變形，骨盆傾斜，頭痛，小腿肌肉收縮，還會長雞眼。

09，人是可以愈活愈年輕的。當然從每個超過五季以上的美國影集中都可以學到這點，在CSI: LV裡是 Catherine 讓我看到她是如何愈來愈年輕的，從一開始比Sara年老十歲到後來看起來比Sara年輕了十歲。

其實第八項是基本常識，不需要看CSI就知道。不過當這些話由Sara說出來時，總是比較容易記憶的咩。


當然，最重要的還是保留證據。


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